Post by Marc Ryogi on Dec 6, 2008 12:04:36 GMT -5
A Day With The Akutski
After a long day of hunting for Jinchuriki, you finally get back to the house where the Akutski live. As you walk inside, you here Deidara and Sasori arguing again. Probably over the last box of animal crackers. When you’re about to walk up the stairs to your room, you here a loud bang, and a piece of clay flies down the stairs, nearly hitting you.
“What the heck is your problem!?” Deidara screams to Sasori. “That was my best piece of art!”
“You call that crap thing art?” Sasori screams back. “Real art is in the form of a puppet.”
“No it isn’t!”
“Yes it is!”
“No it isn’t!”
“Yes it is!”
This goes on for about 10 minutes until a door slams shut.
“Will you to idiots shut up?” Itachi yells to them. “I’m trying to make a new plan to get Sasuke’s eyes, and all I hear are you two fighting over art!”
“Sorry Itachi.” the two whisper.
“You two will do what I’m going to tell you, got that?”
“Yes Itachi.”
“Deidara, you’re going to start taking your medication again. Sasori, you really need to get a girlfriend. And both of you need to see a psychiatrist. Understand?”
“Yes Itachi.”
Deciding that it’s probably not a good idea to go upstairs right at the moment, you head towards the backyard. To get there, you first have to walk through Zetzu’s greenhouse. If you’re lucky, he won’t be there. Today he is. As you walk towards the exit of the greenhouse, you here Zetzu muttering something about killing Kisame. Finally reaching the pool in the backyard, you notice Kisame swimming in circles. He must be pretending he’s a dolphin again. After sitting by the pool for 2 hours, you head in for dinner. Right when you finish eating, a huge fight starts over who gets to capture Naruto. You quietly try to sneak out of the room, but Deidara stops you.
“Go up to Sasori’s room and get one of his puppets for me.” Deidara says quickly. “I’ll stall him for as long as I can.”
While you run up the stairs and into Sasori’s room, you notice that the closet door is partially open. When you open it all the way, a person jumps out, he seems to be excited.
“Is Sasori dead yet?” Tobi asks.
“No…” you reply.
“Crap! I really want to come out and I have to go to the bathroom really bad.”
“To bad for you!” you say while slamming the door in his face. Just as the door closed, Sasori walks in.
“What are you doing in my room!!!” He asks you.
“It was all Deidara’s idea.” you say as you run out of Sasori’s room and into your room. After a long, painful day with the Akutski, you finally have some alone time. Now you know why Orochimaru left.
THE END
After a long day of hunting for Jinchuriki, you finally get back to the house where the Akutski live. As you walk inside, you here Deidara and Sasori arguing again. Probably over the last box of animal crackers. When you’re about to walk up the stairs to your room, you here a loud bang, and a piece of clay flies down the stairs, nearly hitting you.
“What the heck is your problem!?” Deidara screams to Sasori. “That was my best piece of art!”
“You call that crap thing art?” Sasori screams back. “Real art is in the form of a puppet.”
“No it isn’t!”
“Yes it is!”
“No it isn’t!”
“Yes it is!”
This goes on for about 10 minutes until a door slams shut.
“Will you to idiots shut up?” Itachi yells to them. “I’m trying to make a new plan to get Sasuke’s eyes, and all I hear are you two fighting over art!”
“Sorry Itachi.” the two whisper.
“You two will do what I’m going to tell you, got that?”
“Yes Itachi.”
“Deidara, you’re going to start taking your medication again. Sasori, you really need to get a girlfriend. And both of you need to see a psychiatrist. Understand?”
“Yes Itachi.”
Deciding that it’s probably not a good idea to go upstairs right at the moment, you head towards the backyard. To get there, you first have to walk through Zetzu’s greenhouse. If you’re lucky, he won’t be there. Today he is. As you walk towards the exit of the greenhouse, you here Zetzu muttering something about killing Kisame. Finally reaching the pool in the backyard, you notice Kisame swimming in circles. He must be pretending he’s a dolphin again. After sitting by the pool for 2 hours, you head in for dinner. Right when you finish eating, a huge fight starts over who gets to capture Naruto. You quietly try to sneak out of the room, but Deidara stops you.
“Go up to Sasori’s room and get one of his puppets for me.” Deidara says quickly. “I’ll stall him for as long as I can.”
While you run up the stairs and into Sasori’s room, you notice that the closet door is partially open. When you open it all the way, a person jumps out, he seems to be excited.
“Is Sasori dead yet?” Tobi asks.
“No…” you reply.
“Crap! I really want to come out and I have to go to the bathroom really bad.”
“To bad for you!” you say while slamming the door in his face. Just as the door closed, Sasori walks in.
“What are you doing in my room!!!” He asks you.
“It was all Deidara’s idea.” you say as you run out of Sasori’s room and into your room. After a long, painful day with the Akutski, you finally have some alone time. Now you know why Orochimaru left.
THE END
(drawing by me)